On
a church door : THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.) 
December 13, 2005
November 17, 2005
On Repair
shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR-THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
October 21, 2005
Outside
a photographer’s studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.:)))
October 20, 2005
In the office
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN: )
Obru6tali li ste vnimanie na muni4kite ne6ta,koito vijdame prez denia si i kak te mogut da porodiat usmivkite ni?